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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Rusty's getting rusty !

The foibles of Rusty Hyneman  seem to be building up to a very large personal flaw. Rusty has taken bankruptcy status to a new low. His former place of residence, owned by whoever is the most convenient at the moment it becomes a question, has been sold by someone who shall remain nameless. Presumably his father, but it may have been his wife or maybe a former business partner. The place was a 4.5 million dollar property and would have been a decent home for even the most destitute of homeless persons. However, Rusty lived there with his wife, (a real estate person). Not being a curious person I don't care where he lives, as long as he is paying his taxes like we all do, which in this case would have been a whopping sum of money every year. How much is the tax on a 4.5 mill property? Somewhere in the 45,000.00 range. Well not being a wealthy man, Rusty moved from this exorbitant property, prior to it being sold. He now lives in a more modest 2.5 million dollar property in Eades. Good for him. He still however does not own a home. despite the fact that that is where he resides, he cannot be caught owning anything. This present place of residence is owned by his wife who is a real estate person. Real Estate? To Rusty there is no REAL estate, it is all smoke and mirrors. If he is caught owning anything, it better be the measles, or bad breath, because if he takes title to some real property, it should automatically be snatched from him and given to his creditors. The arrogant jackass actually expects the courts, and his creditors to believe that he owns nothing. Lets examine that statement, "owns nothing"  means he does not posses anything of  value. Does he have a car, a truck, a lawnmower, or an ATV? Perhaps he has a couple of dress suits, a couple pairs of shoes? Maybe a rifle, a shotgun, a handgun, a good set of handyman tools, or maybe a radial table saw or drill press, some shop tools etc. Surely he owns something. TAKE IT FROM HIM. If he is BANKRUPT, and has a list of assets, reduce them to monetary worth, and sell them. If he has no assets, remind him that bankruptcy fraud is a federal offence in this country. He must then become homeless and asset-less. Give him a piece of cardboard and a marking pen and let him stand at an off ramp of I-40 or 240. he may be able to gain some assets that way. Poor Rusty, He really is getting rusty.

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