Raising Hillary

Subject: Raising Hillary

Wes:  The left wing media's in a quandary.  Or is that a quagmire?  Anyway I just want to be helpful.


     The media is having a tough time figuring out how to support Hillary for president without being critical of their last dumb choice, Hussein Obama.  To make it even more difficult Hillary has come out and openly criticized the hapless president for his foreign affairs blunders.  (She was much more understanding and supportive of her husbands "domestic affair " blunders).  I thought the least I could do was offer some suggestions cause it's difficult for the left wing media to come up with ideas of their own.  You know, they're so used to doing whatever the liberals tell them to do.

     First of all they can't call the president ignorant and incompetent since they're the ones who put him in office.    Besides, he's probably just as smart as any other Ivy League graduate.  To get through this hurdle they should play the "poor little Barry" card.  Here was this young, inexperienced  black messiah apprentice who was not ready for a job more demanding than working at a valet parking garage, and they forced the White House on him.  It's their fault he's a failure, not "poor little Barry's".

     Another tactic could be tied to his lack of political experience and an empty rolodex of influential insiders he could name to important cabinet and department head positions.  After all, the only influential people Barry knew were revolutionaries, Marxists, Muslims, crooks and other assorted white America haters.  How in the world could he have been expected to pick a qualified administration from a group of people whose ambition was to overthrow the government?  Thankfully, Hillary's rolodex is full and running over.

    And all those vacations, golf outings and fund raising trips?  Think about it.  If you were married to his wife wouldn't you stay away from home as much as possible?  It's really her fault that he couldn't devote adequate time to actually functioning as a president.  Blame Michelle, not Hillary or poor little Barry.

     They can't insinuate that Hillary is smarter than Obama nor that they made a mistake not supporting her campaign in '08.   After all, they promoted him as the smartest man in the world.   Obviously they were so taken in by Hussein's charisma, speaking ability, skin color, pants crease, and ability to cause tingling up and down their leg that they became mesmerized and did him a great disservice by forcing victory upon him before he was ready.  Of course they'd readily admit that he's more than ready now after 8 years of OTJ training, but unfortunately he's restricted to only 2 measly terms.  Thank goodness they've got Hillary in the wings.

     And last but not least, they should do all they can to get a TEA Party nominee for the republicans.  Then the RNC and the rest of the  establishment republicans would amass their resources and help get Hillary elected