The Timing is Perfect

 A young 19 year old man with his pants hanging low, and with the knees worn out, and a tee shirt with graphic pictures of violence, and  a ring in his nose and ear piercing studs, and ear rings , and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know me, is my check ready? You know... ,I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing. It make me feel that the system is using me." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent.  We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his 2021 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.  You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.  This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her desire to party into the night. So there will be many late night forays, since she has just turned eighteen, and loves to party. The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "that is unbelievable, you must be kidding' me!"The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it." .....