WHERES THE OIL

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage while under the Obama rulership, here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in: Alaska, California, Florida, Louisiana, Alabama Mississippi, Texas, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Pennsylvania.
Our dipstick is located in the White House! Oh excuse me, did I misspell Dip....