Look what's coming

Look what's coming
Here's looking at you kid

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Shut Down?...Shut up!

Why is the idea of a government shutdown such a touchy subject? Let me tell you. Do you remember the old story about the Goose that laid the golden egg. The owner (representing U.S. politicians )liked the golden eggs (representing the U.S);because they made him rich and with riches came power and with power came control. (this symbolizes the politicians of the U.S. Government).Well he became so enamored with his riches that he began spending more of his riches, and giving his wealth away to people and nations that bathed his ego. Then he decided he wanted more of riches, and power and control. and this gave him such pleasure he decided that more of all of it would make him more happy. He therefore called for the goose and commanded maximum egg production.( the Income tax and the tax laws). This was ok for quite a while. but eventually the goose became tired and needed rest. but the owner, rather than give the goose some time to rest and recuperate, decided he would take the egg producing mechanism out of the goose and take posession of it himself, for being of higher learning, surely he could out produce a stupid goose, if he had the mechanism. So he ordered the goose to be killed and it's insides removed and the mechanism brought to him. This was completed and the goose insides were piled on a table before him. He searched and worked feverishly trying to find the Gold production apparatus, but none could be found. He then realized that he had killed the gold producing goose. The Senate and the Congress and the House of Representatives, and the Bureaucrats in Washington have taxed the Golden Goose well beyond our capacity to pay our own way. We are now in the process of having our guts removed. And guess what they will find. a pile of entrails, with no gold production mechanism anywhere to be found. We are on the operating table right now. as soon as they raise the debt ceiling, we will be lost. It will be over. So lets shut up about the debt ceiling and let the pusilanimus blowhards shut old America down. We need to have our politicians suffer for a while. Cut out all their pay, see what they do. Don't help them get over it. Let them sink. They need to feel the way the taxed people feel. Make the Tax Dodgers of their ranks serve time in prison. Get all the cheats bundled together, and put them away for an indefinite period. We are sick of bailing these numbskulls out every time the wind changes. Shut America down, you nitwits. Lets see you politicians suffer, I don't believe you can. Even if we do shut down, you are too cowardly to suspend your own pay. Let's see if you can do it. I challenge you to suspend paying yourselves. Then we'll see who has the guts to save America. I don't believe you will do it.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Who ! who, who

Who am I? I am always in charge, I have lied about the Iraq war, I have lied about appointments to my cabinet, I have tried to assemble criminals in my staff, I do not have to prove anything, If I say it, it shall be ascribed to the truth. Labor loves me and I love labor. Not because it is good, but because it works for me.
I have taken credit for the deeds of others when they are reflected as good, and denied credit to those deserving of it. At no time have I been described as a patriotic American. I am married to a woman who , until I was elected, had no good thing to say about her country, and then she spoke the words, "for the first time I am proud to be an American" it was for the first time all because and only because I was elected. My Children go to private schools at the expense of the tax payers. My transportation to anywhere costs millions of dollars daily. A round of golf (at a cost of about $250,000 US) is my favorite duty as part of any days work that I do. I put into law, rules that are of benefit only to the rich and powerful, and those seeking to use my office as a point of purpose to get laws passed to favor their cause. There has never been a more corrupt person to occupy the rank I now hold.Who am I?

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Gone! Good riddance.

Probably the most malevolent person in recent history, maybe not the most evil, (he did not eat his victims),but why debate evil. He is dead. Killed by an American, Navy Seal, assassin's bullet to his head. Good riddance. What had he hoped to accomplish, what can be said of him.. He hated, yes I said hated. His hate kept him going, was his reason for living, his only reason for living. This Insolent arrogant single minded ignorant man was stupid enough to think that his money could hide him from the US military forces. The most feared military in the world the most powerful fighting force in the history of the world, cannot be eluded forever, You know the old adage, "You can run but you cannot hide". Justice will be served.
This sniveling coward hid in a specially erected compound behind the skirts of his women and children. He had no open contact nor electronic contact with the outside world whatsoever. Like an earthworm he had thought himself properly concealed and safe from capture. And so he was, but not safe from death. He now resides with the fishes. Why was he of any consequence at all. he is the enemy of the free world. A burial at sea is much too civil a ceremony for such a one. More fitting had he been chopped up as chum and thrown to the sharks.
However I must say. a more despised individual has not existed since Adolph Hitler. Hitler outdid him by a long shot. His hatred of the Jews fueled a war that consumed millions of lives and almost eradicated the Jewish people. and what happened to him? Stopped and defeated by the United States of America.  Then Japan and the fighting Japanese Army Air Force and Navy almost destroyed the US Navy in one day, Dec. 7th 1941a day that lives in infamy. The  Day of our worst disaster in any war at any one time. And what happened to them. They were defeated. They surrendered on a US Navy ship, at sea. Defeated by Who? The United States of America. "America" a great Italian name, dont tempt the American Soul. It has a way of payback that cannot be refused, and a will to survive which is to be dreaded by any enemy.
Who did this irritating little sand flea think he was? Whatever he thought, he most certainly doesn't think that now. Funny though, He met his demise at the hands of the very people he hated most. The fighting men Of the bravest, most powerful fighting force in the history of mankind. The United States of America, Armed Forces. And ordered dead by one of his own kind. The son of a wandering nomadic muslim fanatic, who left his family after only two years. How unlikely a set of circumstances could ever have been dreamed. So what will history say of this misguided incompetent malcontent who could not even brush his teeth without security. He was at best A Crazy, Misguided, Lunatic, Islamic nut case of no account, who had never accomplished a constructive moment during his entire pitiful lifetime. Good riddance. Justice is served.