POLITICAL SUCCESS IS WHAT?

Subject: Cochran. Our key to success.

Brief autopsy regarding last weeks disappointing elections results.


A group of establishment republicans is trying to organize candidates to unseat TEA Party members such as Cruz, Lee, Paul, and all the rest.  We think the time is right to get rid of those nasty supporters of the constitution, Declaration of Independence, the Bill of Rights, liberty, freedom, free speech, freedom of religion and all of those other outdated, passé dusty old traditions.  Just think, it's not only lefty democrats and the media fighting to get rid of the right wingers, we've now got all those magnificent RINOs workings for us.  I know it's hard to believe but we have republicans who are so focused on "numbers" rather than saving the country that we're almost assured of a landslide victory.   This skirmish shouldn't take more than a month of two.

You may be wondering who we're going to run against these right wing incumbents.  Well, as luck would have it we've found several old retired bureaucrats (past 70) who are still able to tie their shoes and eat without slobbering...at least not very much.  We've also already got pledges of support from McCain, Lindsay, McConnell, Boehner, Chris Matthews, Harry Reid, Carl Rove, Barney Sanders and several other patriotic socialists.

We owe this brilliant idea to Thad Cochran of Mississippi.  He proved that with the RINOs, the Marxist media, (the propaganda wing of the democrat party), the millennials, the "victimized minorities" and the Xers, willing to fight for us for free, how can we lose.  Before you know it the democracy we've come to hate will be replaced by a fair and equitable form of socialism that only we elitists can run effectively.  Only we can hold all the power in our hands without going down the drain like all the other socialist nations have done.  It'll be utopia!

I hope we can count on you for your generous support.  Just mail your contributions to:   "Bye Freedom!" at #38871006, US Federal Corrections, Leavenworth KS.