WHY BECOME A SUICIDE BOMBER

They're not happy in Gaza,

They're not happy in Egypt

They're not happy in Libya

They're not happy in Morocco

They're not happy in Iran

They're not happy in Iraq

They're not happy in Yemen

They're not happy in Afghanistan

They're not happy in Pakistan

They're not happy in Syria

They're not happy in Lebanon

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia

They're happy in Canada

They're happy in England

They're happy in France

They're happy in Italy

They're happy in Germany

They're happy in Sweden

They're happy in the USA

They're happy in Norway

They're happy in Holland

They're happy in Denmark

Basically, they're happy in ANY COUNTRY THAT IS NOT MUSLIM,
and UNHAPPY in EVERY COUNTRY THAT IS!

WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES IN WHICH THEY ARE HAPPY!

THEN - They want to change the happy countries to be like
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering,
How dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence :
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- You can't shave
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- Your wife can't shave
- Your wife smells worse than your donkey
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???
Well it is no lie Sherlock! DEATH IS BETTER.
It's not like it could get much worse!