The twelve step program of honesty to solve the disease of Politicaholicitus
PA (Politicaholics Anonymous)
1) If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.*~Jay Leno~
2) The problem with political jokes is they get elected.*~Henry Cate, VII~
3) We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.*~Aesop~
4) If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union
Speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.*~Will Rogers~
5) When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
beginning to believe it.*~Clarence Darrow~
6) Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,
go out and buy some more tunnel.*~John Quinton~
7) Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds
from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.*~Oscar Ameringer~
8) I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about
us, I will stop telling the truth about them.*~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~
9) A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his
country.*~ Tex Guinan~
10) I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter
to be left to the politicians.*~Charles de Gaulle~
11) Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be
better to change the locks.*~Doug Larson~
12) There ought to be one day -- just one
when there is open season on senators.*~Will Rogers~
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